The summer holidays are well underway, so we’ve decided to take a break from the technical topics and share some of the Goudsmit UK’s team favourite magnet jokes.
2 magnets walk into a bar
The negative magnet slides over to the positive magnet and says:
Hey, I think I’m attracted to you
Where do magnets grow?
In magnetic fields
Why is the magnet on medication?
Because it’s bipolar
What did the wrecked car say to the electromagnet?
Can I have a lift?
How did Michael Faraday pay for his magnets?
He charged them
You hear about the love struck super magnets?
Whenever they met face to face, they just couldn’t seem to connect, however the moment one turned to walk away, they were nearly inseparable
What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?
May the force be with you
Can you solve the riddle?
You are in a room where there are no metal objects except for two iron rods. Only one of them is a magnet
How can you identify this magnet?